This video just single handedly renewed my faith in the American man. Just when you’re worried about our economy being taken over by the Chinese, or our technological prowess topped by the Japanese, or our IT jobs being stolen by the Indians, or our reality television being shipped to Italy… this genius on wheels does something like this and gives me hope for a brighter day. Sure, her legs seem to work just fine and she’s probably just a lazy fatso looking for an easier way to get around. But you know what they say, necessity is the mother of all invention and this tubby bitch has a necessity to get to the Chinese buffet before the lunch special is over. Having a self-propelled lawn mower tow your wheelchair is just pure, first class ingenuity. Hold on. Why didn’t she just use a ride on mower instead? Ah, we’re fucked.
